Canada Caves To Trump, Agrees To Take Seth Rogan Back
OTTAWA — In yet one more gorgeous overseas coverage win for President Donald Trump, information broke late final night time that the Canadian authorities had caved to his calls for and agreed to take Seth Rogan again.
Though many specialists anticipated the deportation of Rogan to be a big impediment in relations between Canada and the U.S., Trump efficiently pressured Prime Minister Justin Trudeau to take again the undesirable comic.
“This is a tough pill to swallow, but we’re willing to do whatever we need to do to make President Trump happy,” Trudeau advised reporters when the settlement was introduced. “Canada has enjoyed many Seth Rogan-free years while he was in Hollywood making movies, but it’s time for us to take responsibility for the harm he has caused and bring him back here to deal with him.”
President Trump celebrated the deal in short feedback to the media. “This is a deal that corrects a great mistake that, quite frankly, never should have happened,” he stated. “The days of Seth Rogan roaming freely throughout the United States pretending to be a comedian and making awful movies are over. They’re bad, folks. So very bad. Did you see The Green Hornet? It was a disgrace. Now, he can go be not funny in Canada, where he belongs. And if he ever tries to come back, I’ll bring back the tariffs. We’re going to make America funny again, folks.”
At publishing time, negotiations for a long-term settlement between the nations hit a snag when Trump insisted on Canada additionally taking again Michael Cera.
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