With Maduro In Custody, Here Are 7 Other People Trump Should Arrest Immediately
President Donald Trump ordered the arrest of Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, toppling a brutal totalitarian regime. But he’s only getting started.
The Babylon Bee consulted with experts at the FBI, CIA, NSA, and DMV to compile the following list of who Trump is planning to arrest next:
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Tim Walz: He just declared war on the federal government, which is more than Maduro ever did.
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Kathleen Kennedy: It’s time for her oppressive rule over Lucasfilm to end.
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Travis Kelce: It may be the only way to save him from Taylor Swift.
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Ariana Grande: At least as a prisoner, she’ll be forced to eat.
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The Hamburglar: Trump is tired of losing his Big Macs to this fiend.
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Elon Musk: For not giving us robots that do our laundry yet.
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Donald Trump: He’s at his most popular when he’s being targeted by the DOJ, so why not keep it going?
Trump is set to clean up the entire world with these arrests. Who else should he be targeting? Post your ideas in the comments.
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